KORG kene BACE pape YG aku TULIS

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2009-08-13T16:53:00.000-07:00

i try to make a list of everything i hate n like
well, here it goes

i hate..

1. saying gudbye after having such a gud time with my friends
2. being told to do things that i don't wanna do
3. being ignored after what i've done
4. being kept in the dark when other people are talking...feels like they're talking about me
5. being lied to
6. being alone

i like..

1. to go on a trip regardless anywhere we're going as long as it is with my friends
2. spending time with my loved one
3. to sit down, do nothing n smoking n drinking n talking with my friends
4. to listen to people rather than talking
5. to sit down n do nothing while lying on a comfortable chair that i have'nt found yet

i want..

1. to spend more time with my friend
2. to spend more n more time with my loved one
3. to being able to enjoy myself more n more
4. to do everything that i wanna do
5. to be able to express my feelings cuz i'm not sure wut i'm feeling rite now

(has anyone come across this list, try doing this..juz 4 fun)
-time taken : 25 minutes

B.A.S.T.A.R.D

2009-05-11T18:57:00.000-07:00

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(perkataan2 yg byk kuar pagi td...
bangsat ny prankster)

my day or m(a)yday

2009-04-28T17:19:00.000-07:00

test da dkt

final pn da dkat

stadi?

byk la plak ak da stadi

satu bnda pn xphm

xguna btul ak

ap msalah ak sbna ny?

anyone?

i hate myself n my life the most
need help , stat!

E.X.A.M???

2009-04-26T12:13:00.000-07:00

nk tau perasaan ak tyme2 cmni?

tu la yg ak rase skg

CURIK!!!

2009-02-12T09:18:00.000-08:00

hahahaha
ak la pncurik tag...
hahahahha

Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. (Fuh banyak ni 25...)

okaylet'sgo!

1. ak xbole tgk muke org kalo tgh ckp2..bkn xnk tgk tp rse cm pelik lak...hahaha

2. kalo kt umah tyme cuti ak jrg kuar psl mls n xd mmbe...cuti sume len2..

3. easily distracted when playing games yg bes...truk tol

4. xsuke dok umah..bosan sbb xd bnd nk bwt..

5. jrg mimpi tp kalo mmpi akn ad kaitan ng bnd yg br jd...

6. ak xtkut labah2 kalo tgk je..tp ak cm geli ble tgk dr dkt..nmpk r mate die, taring die...seriau siot

7. memiliki impian untuk memiliki 125z yg xtawu bole t'capai atau x

8. ak akn men game 'minesweeper' sblm tido..kalo byk kali mati tu mkne ny sign tuk ak tdo

9. memiliki sehelai(?) baju yg dibeli dr form 2 lg..awal form 2

10. ak lyn sume genre music tp metal is favourite

11. slalu b'angan cmne idup kalo dunia ni umpama komik...kalo ad bwt slek sket bole liquid balik..pastu lukis balik...

12. xt'rase nk amek lesen kete walaupun da bole amek..mls la rse..

13. suke jln2 kalo xletey..ajk je nk g mne2...i will follow u....(ala2 iklan digi)

14. ak suke bnd yg melibatkn hands-on dr theory...pnat r nk ngapal teori n rumus2 sume

15. slalu b'angan mmpunyai moto transformer...kool.....

16. bibir ak slalu kering...sape2 ad tip nk bg bibir x kering gtawu k

17. xprnah reti bajet minyak moto..full tank pn ak xtawu bape

18. ak suke bwk moto laju2 kalo tgh tensen..

19. walupn ak tggi 1.6+ m tp al mmpunyai kaki n tgn yg agk besar la

20. sng t'kjut kalo dgr bunyi kuat mse tgh tdo

21. nyampah dgr org kate name ak cm pompuan la ap la..ske ati mak bapak ak la nk bg name ak ap..ko ad tlg bg name ak ke?

22. kafein adalah keperluan ak stiap ari..

23. ak suke jln2 turun naek blok kalo xd keje nk bwt..even ad kalo ad keje pn same..

24. ak rela bwt bnd ikot care ak walaupn mngabih kn tenaga dr ikot care org n sng..

25. ak xtakut sakit...ak enjoy kot luka2 n tgk drh kuar dr luka sndri...

da abes da!

TAGGED OLEH AINIL...

2009-02-12T09:01:00.000-08:00

kne tag la plak..

ni haa ak da jwb..

turn korg lak

What if your ex said these to you?

1. hi how are you?
- hui..speaking ko...i'm fine..tenkiu

2. hey!do you want to go to mall?
- jom...jap jap nk ajk awek ak jap...

3. i love you
- oo eh?

4. do u want some cookies?
- kdekut gle...banje r bnd len

5. can you take me a picture?
- ok..bak kamera...

6. help me in my homework
- amenda r...wat r sndrik..ak pny esaimen pn bersepah

7. here's my gift to you.
- tenkiu..xd adiah tuk u

8. let's just be textmates?
- byk kredit ko...

9. do you want me to buy you an ipod?
- nk2!tp xd adiah tuk ko k

10.let's sit together in the bus
- ok..ko duk blkg drebar..ak duk row blkg

11.hi baby!
- hoi kau!

12.you still cute
- tq..ak xd bnd nk puji ko..hahaha

13.i still love you
- so what?

14.can i visit your house?
- jap..nk g amek kad jmputan kawen jap..

15.do you love me?
- huh?

tag tag ;

nad
jeff
eli
nieyah
sara

sape2 pn bole je bwt..

SO WHAT?

2009-02-11T08:48:00.000-08:00

DAMN!!

what a day...

full of s***

i hate my day here

feels like shit!
i want to kick someone's ass

WHAT A DAY..

2009-01-28T08:07:00.000-08:00

"huh?"

"what time is it?"

"is it nyte oledi?"

"damn...i must have overslept"

"damn...."

"wut a day..."

i really really hate myself ryte now

THOUGHT OF A DYING STUDENT

2009-01-27T04:41:00.000-08:00

i sit on my bed

i lay on my bed

as i gazed at the ceiling

i started to think

"will i ever graduate in utp?"

it scare the hell out of me

KAWAN

2009-01-21T10:21:00.000-08:00

nape kte prlukn kawan / mmbe / geng?

supaya kte xrse sunyi

idop xd kwn mmg ssah

kwn la tmpt kte nk mntk tlg

kwn kne la tlg kwn

n kalo nk tlg pn kne la sgguh2

kalo tlg nk xnk je xkre tlg la tu

kwn kne jage kwn

jgn la plak kwn rosak kn kwn

TAGGED!!!

2008-12-16T23:43:00.000-08:00

tq kmbali pd nad sbb tag

pepe pon

ni dia

1. 7 ciri wanita/lelaki idaman anda.
- baik

- memahami

- ok je

- xkerek

- pndai jage ati

- tah

- aku pn xtau nk tulis ap lg

2. 7 wanita/lelaki yang pernah anda minati sepanjang hidup.

- tah r..mls lak nk becerita

3. 7 perasaan sekiranya keluar dengan seseorang yang anda minati.(xle bla)
- tah la..nk epi kn die kot
- kalo mkn mmg offer nk byr dlu (perasaan ke?)
- tah r..hahaha

4. 7 tempat istimewa yang ingin dilawati bersama pasangan anda.(aiyak neh sume Perihal Cinta ke ape.adeh)
- london..g tgk bola kt stadium..wahahaha

- g travel merate2

- g camping b'same..chewah

- g tmpt yg die nk g..ikot je..xksah maa

5. 7 barangan/sesuatu istimewa yang mungkin akan anda hadiahkan pada pasangan anda.
- sumting spesel la..ne ley kasik taw

6. 7 tajuk lagu yang akan anda nyanyikan untuk pasangan anda.
- lagu besday cnfirm tetiap taon

- lagu2 yg die suke

- lagu2 yg ak suke

- lagu2 yg kami suke

- lagu2 yg sume suke

7. 7 rakan yang anda tag dan mahu mereka buat PERIHAL 7 ini.WAJIB!
- nieyah

- ainil

- iera

- jeff (kalo ko xbwt ag r)

- sape2 la..amek je

(aku rase bnde ni kne tukar r tjuk die..ak jwb xckup 7 pon)

SJE2 SUKE SUKI

2008-12-03T11:21:00.000-08:00

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be ?
- ilek r...jnj die epi, aku epi da la...tp arap2 xcmtu la..amin....

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be ?
- short term : aku nk jd kaye gler babi n duet masuk mencurah2 ke ladang gandum
- long term : aku nk idop bhagia smpai mampos

3. Whose butt would you like to kick ?
- haha...byk gk...xt'tulis dlm ni

4. What would you do with a billion dollars ?
- 1st bli kete n moto..then smpan sket bwt blanje kawen...bli umah...mcm2 r

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend ?
- tah r...

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone ?
- both..2-2 blessing kn...maseh ad yg syg..

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love ?
- haha...tah r

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do ?
- bia la die..xkn nk kaco lak kn

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? your gf/bf or an actress/actor ?
- lisa surihani...bg la cter jiwang2 sket..ngehehehe

10. What takes you down the fastest ?
- tah r...famly,mmbe n yg ok ng aku

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time ?
- the best son, a cool dad n husband, the most successful worker...*true story

12. What’s your fear ?
- hahaha...mne bole kabo...rahsia...

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is ?
- tah..da la men amek je..

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor ?
- kawen la...nabi xngaku umat kalo xkawen

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up ?
- cek enset...

16. Would you give all in a relationship ?
- of kos!!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick ?
- ermm...err...hmmm.....

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done ?
- tgk gk..

19.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship ?
- relationship r

20.List 5 people to tag :
- encik jeff
- cik ainil
- cik nad *kalo die da ad blog la
- cik iera adzrul
- sape2 je...amek je...xksah

TRIPPING!!

2008-12-03T10:18:00.000-08:00

Ritu aku g program anak angkat kt kuale kangsar

agk bes gk la haha
ckp byk xgune
korg tgk je gmba ni haa

1- famly angkat aku
2- famly angkat aku gk
3- adek-adek angkat aku
4- mase tgh bwt labu sayong
5- bile da siap
6- pilih la labu sayong mne2..aku blanje
7- labu sayong yg bole bwt isi air
8- acara minum air
9- acara mkn epal
10- acara mkn oren
11- acara paling lwk...mnum susu dlm botol...hahaha
12- acara yg agk bes..bwt line yg paling pjg..
13- peserta pompuan
14- peserta pompuan jgk
15- persembahan silat
16- deklamasi sajak
17- persembahan rebana...dorg men lagu industan jgk wa ckp lu...
18- redi b4 ad show
19- tyme dorg tnjuk bakat..hahaha
20- tarian zapin
21- tarian dabus...yg ni ad kt perak je
22- peserta ng famly angkat masing2
23- peserta lelaki
24- peserta ng urusetia
25- pkan kuale kangsar tyme mlm

hoho

2008-12-03T01:56:00.002-08:00

siot tol blog ni
sori lame xtulis pape
blog ni bwt hal
pape pn ak nk cter satu cter sdey yg jd kat ak

KASUT AKU ILANG!!!

damn gler
kalo ak tau sape amek kasut ak tu
mmg die akan tau la naseb die
da la kasut tu agk lawa
1st time lak tu ak bli kasut cmtu
bole plak ilang
fak btul
cmni la rupe kasut ak tu

*kalo sape2 ad nmpk gtau la aku reward ad pny

D.A.M.N.G.I.L.E.R

2008-11-12T19:47:00.000-08:00

cm syal je exam sem ni
paper d.e tlah fail dijawap ng jaye ny
paper academic writing ckup2 mkn je
paper2 pasni xtau la cmne
damn giler

*memikirkan mase dpan
ape la aku nk bwt tyme cuti ni
penin2...

WADEFAK!

2008-11-03T15:45:00.000-08:00

ape korg akn bwt kalo ade masalah?
masalah ni bkn masalah ng soklan d.e or o.chem
tp masalah selain tu yg xd kaitan ng akademik
masalah ng parent ke
masalah ng mmbe ke
masalah ng idup ke
atau masalah ng diri sndri
mebi gk korg rase cm korg xd masalah
tp ade org gtau korg ade masalh
n last2 br korg sdar korg ade gk msalah
masalah ttp ade walaupun korg cbe elak
ape yg pnting care korg nk hadapi masalah tu
korg akn lari ke dr masalah tu?
atau korg akn bwt bodo smpai masalah tu setel sndri?
xpn korg akn cube setel kn dgn ape care skali pn
sme ade care sng atau care susah
atau pn korg akn cbe lupe kn masalah tu
sampai satu tahap masalh tu xbole nk dilupekan lg
nk xnk korg kne setel kn jgk
tyme tu la paling perit skali
nk2 sume masalah korg b4 nh korg bwt cmtu
n tbe2 sume skali mmerlukan korg utk mnyetelkannye
huh
berat mmg berat
sbb tu ble ade masalh korg akn cari org tuk tlg
tp ape akn jadi kalo org yg ko arapkan
mmg xbole diarap
korg da mntk tlg n die bwt bodo
korg da slow talk die xdgr
or mebi gk korg xtau cmne nk luahkan kt die
kne tggung masalh sorg2
huh berat2...

Ape Korg Akan Buat???

2008-11-02T03:32:00.001-08:00

kate kn la awek or balak or laki or bini korg sakit n xd arapan nk idop
ape korg akan bwt?
korg rase korg cm ade lg pluang nk bwt sumting
sumting, anything untuk bg dorg ade lg arapan nk idop
walaupun korg pny kwn or doctor ckp mmg da xd arapan
tp korg nk jgk bwt bnd yg korg rase nk bwt
n mebi korg ttap gk bwt
tp hanya utk tau yg mmg xd ap lg korg dpt bwt
ble korg da tau yg korg xdpt bwt pape
ape korg akn bwt?
korg akn terima je n xbwt pape?
mngkin jgk korg cbe lari dr knyataan?
atau korg cbe deal ng knyataan tu?
cmne korg nk deal ng bnd nh?
korg cbe lupekn ng pindah g tmpt len?
jauh dr bnd2 yg bole bwt korg igt kn die
atau korg akn duk dlm umah je
berkurung 2,3 bulan
nanges ble kenang psl die
or korg akn sntiase bersame die smpai die da xd
cbe gmbira kn die smpai die da xnafas lg
bwt pape je, korban kn pape je utk bwt die gmbire
hmm
pyh gk persoalan nh
aku pn xtau ap aku akn bwt
aku pn xtau sme ad aku akn nanges
or aku akn terperuk dlm umah
or lari dr knyataan ni
or mungkin gk bwt sume skali
n mebi gk xbwt pape
huhu
pape pn
aku arap bnd nh xkn jd kt sape2 yg aku knal
sbb aku tau bnd nh mmg berat
aku pn xbole nk nasihat pape kalo jd kt sape2
cme bole ckp bnd yg sume org akn ckp
"arap sbr k"
mntk2 bnd cmni xkn jd kt korg sume
thx bace

(diinspirasikan dari citer house season 4 episod 16 n season 5)

~I.P.O.H.C.I.T.Y~

2008-11-01T20:05:00.000-07:00

tarikh : 1 nov

mase : 10.00 pagi ari
tempat : utp

mr. B : weih ...., nk follo aku g ipoh x?
.... : nk bwt mnde g ipoh?
mr. B : aku nk g m**** centre r. ade hal sket.
.... : bole gk. aku pn xbnde nk bwt. ajk r lg sape2 pegi.
mr. B : cube tny en. J. kot2 die nk follo ke
.... : xd hal.
mr B. : okeh.nnt aku amek kete.

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mase : 12.30 tgh ari
tempat : utp

mr. B : okeh sume?jom grak..
.... : cop3...singgah bank jap...
mr. B : okeh

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mase : 1.45 tgh ari
tempat : pc depot

mr. B : korg nk bli pape lg x?(br lpas bli bnd)
.... : tape r...len kali la..
mr. B : ok. jom g jj. kt situ ade m**** centre.
.... : ikot ko la.

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mase : 2.30 ptg ari
tmpat : jusco jaya

mr. B : kne g XXXXX la. kt situ br ade m**** cntre. korg nk g mne pasni?
.... : xtau r do. aku xd bnd nk bwt pn. ko cmne en. J?
en. J : ntah r. ikot korg la.
.... : g je la m**** centre dlu..pstu la br pikir nk g mne..
mr. B : btul gk.tkut gk die ttup. da pkul bape da ni

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pkul : 3.30 ptg ari
tmpat : jln raye di ipoh city

mr. B : aisey, mne tah tmpt ny. aritu aku ad la lalu gk sesat2 mse cari nasi ganja ipoh. tah kt mne tah tmpt ny. lupe lak.
.... : xp2. ko jln dlu. nnt jmp mne2 tmpt aku g tny org.

(smpai di satu pam minyak)

mr. B : kog tny jap ek
.... : tggu jap.

(dlm kdai tmpat pam itu)

.... : akak! cmne nk g XXXXX?
OXOX: cmni. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
.... : ooo.cmtu ek. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ek?
OXOX: haa.cmtu la.
.... : trimas r kak.

(dlm kete)

.... : akak tu ckp bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
mr. B : okeh.

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(dipendekkan cite..xlrt nk tulis pjg2)

mase : 5.00 ptg ari
tmpat : m**** centre,XXXX

mr. B : korg nk g mne nh?sewa lame gk kete nh. pkul 12 br anta.
.... : ko nk g mne en. J?aku xtau do
en. J : ikot korg la. ko nk g mne mr. B?
mr. B : tah. kalo xd nk g mne2 balik je la jom.
.... : bole la.

pe bnde la aku ngarut nh kan?
sng je
aku nk ckp bndar ipoh nh da puas di jln2
korg pn rse cmtu gk kn
br setaun dduk sini
da rse puas gle
boring gle
xtau nk lpak mne lg da lg 3,4 taun kt sini
mungkin gk aku xabes explore lg ipoh
xtau mne tmpat bes lg nk lepak
tp
mmg bosan
aku yg jrg kuar pn bosan lepak tmpat same
yg slalu kuar lg la
lntak korg la
aku bkan ade maksud pape pn tulis nh
bkn nk kutuk sape2
cume nk luahkan ape yg aku rase je
kalo korg rase ade tmpt bes aku xpnah g lg
bwk r aku
tnjuk kn aku tmpat bes
br la bes
bes gle
da la
byk mngarut lak aku
chalo

LYRICS TYME!!

2008-11-01T19:43:00.000-07:00

All These Things (Revolve Around Me)
by Bullet For My Valentine
album: The Poison (2005)

Once more I'll say goodbye to you
Things happen but we don't really know why
If it's supposed to be like this
Why do most of us ignore the chance to miss?

Oh yeah

Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears
I'm not feeling this situation
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide
The best place to be when you're feeling like

Me (me), yeah (yeah)
All these things I hate revolve around
Me (me), yeah (yeah)
Just back off before I snap

Once more you tell those lies to me
Why can't you just be straight up with honesty?
When you say those things in my ear
Why do you always tell me what you wanna hear?

Oh yeah (yeah)

Wear your heart on your sleeve, make things hard to believe
I'm not feeling this situation
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide
It's the best place to be when you're feeling like

Me (me), yeah (yeah)
All these things I hate revolve around
Me (me), yeah (yeah)
Just back off before I snap and you’ll

See (see), me (me)
All these things I hate revolve around
Me (me), yeah (yeah)
Just back off before I snap

Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears
I'm not feeling this situation
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide
It's the best place to be when you're feeling like me

It's the best place to be when you're

Me (me), yeah (yeah)
All these things I hate revolve around
Me (me), yeah (yeah)
Just back off before I snap and you’ll

See (see), me (me)
All these things I hate revolve around
Me (me), yeah (yeah)
Just back off before I snap

Bliss Lyrics

by Muse

album: Origin of Symmetry (2001),
Hypermusic [Japan] (2001)

Everything about you is how I'd wanna be
Your freedom comes naturally
Everything about you resonates happiness
Now i won't settle for less

Give me
All the peace and joy in your mind

Everything about you pains my envying
Your soul can't hate anything
Everything about you is so easy to love
They're watching you from above

Give me
All the peace and joy in your mind
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Give me the peace and joy in your mind

Everything about you resonates happiness
Now i won't settle for less

Give me
All the peace and joy in your mind
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Give me the peace and joy in your mind

Corat Coret Bodo2 Alang Aku

2008-11-01T03:01:00.000-07:00

hari2 t'akhir kt utp nh bwt aku ad 1001 mcm prasaan
rase epi, sdey, sunyi, bosan, tensen sume ade
sume bercmpur gaul ngan sebati
mcm rojak cmtu la
rase sdap n xsdap pn ade
mmg mcm rojak
epi sbb pikir da nk msuk sem 2 da
da makin besar hahaha
sdey sbb coursework rndah xigt
tkot gk pikir psl sem dpan
kot2 scholar kne tarik ke ape ke
sunyi ble tgk kapel2 kt utp
ke mane2 pn berdua je
seronot je tgk
tp hati sndri je tau
tensen sbb xstadi pe lagi
exam da la nk dkat gler2 babi
parak gk la nk stadi perabeh
pape pn
last2 day cmnh
kte kne la epi n sdar
makin besar maksud ny tggungjwb makin berat
kne la pikir bnd len gk
bkn pikir skang pny bnd je
byk bnd lg bole n kne dipikirkan
pape pn
lu pikir la sndrik!
(ditujukan kepada diri sndiri)

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2008-10-30T15:25:00.000-07:00

<- nape aku letak gmba zombie merah nh?
sbb gmba nh kire mcm melambangkn org
ape kaitannye?
org mmg mcm zombie zombie yg ade otak tp xd pikiran
xd pilihan selain bwt ape yg otak die suro bwt
otak die suro cari org, die cari
suro die gigit org, die gigit
suro die bunuh org, die bunuh org
suro suro die jalan mcm org cacat, die ikot je
pndek kate mcm zombi la
xd pilihan, xd kemampuan nk ubah pape
same mcm org
kalo org zombi, otak mereke adalah keadaan
contoh nye aku
keadaan suro aku stadi, aku stadi
ye la
nk exam kn
keadaan suro aku tido, aku pn tido
keadaan suro aku byr rm2.30 utk seliter minyak, aku pn byr la
tp aku terpakse ikot jgk
sume org pn same mcm zombi
hahaha
korg sume zombi
kau, kau, kau dan kamu semua

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2008-10-30T00:19:00.000-07:00

Sori r jeff...gua curik dr blog lu...

Lima Perkara Buruk Time Sekolah.

Mase darjah 6. Ari jumaat tyme balik skola. Lbey kurg pkul 12 cmtu la. Dlu ak g skola nek beskal. Tyme nk balik aku race ng dak pompuan yg duk sblh aku tyme dlm klas (bkn aku yg nk tp cikgu yg suro ye kwn2..). Da la race kt jln..mmg cari pasal btul aku dlu. Ble tyme ak nk potong dak pompuan tu, tibe2 je dia terlanggar tayar belakang ak. Akibatnya, die jatuh..Ksian gk r. Aku pn dgn selamberje jalan tanpa tgk belakang. Ye la, tgh race kn..esok ny baru aku dpt tau die jatuh. Gler ah. Cuak syal. Ari isnin tu mak budak tu dtg sound aku. Adoi la. Marah gk la aku sbab mak die ckp aku yg langgar dia. Pndai2 je. Marah pny psl da jd cm xkamceng sgt la. B4 kejadian tersebut ktorg slalu gk la gurau2. Seb bek da dkat UPSR. Taun b'ganti taun. Aku pn da xpikir psl kisah ni. Tp dunia ni kecik je. Ble ak msuk utp nh je aku cm t'nmpk dak pompuan tu tyme baru abes lecture. T'kujat gk r. Igt kn kesah silam mnghantui aku. Selidik pny selidik mmg sah dak pmpuan tu. Tbe2 kisah silam itu t'ungkit kembali. Xsangka siot!! Cuak gk aku. Xnk r die simpan lg marah psl jatuh tu. Xbes la. Skali bile da sembang die pn ok. Die da lupe da cte tu. Siap blanje aku lg. Hahaha
Tyme form 2. Tyme nh aku kt MRSM Transkrian lg. Tah hantu jepun ape tah rasuk bdak2 laki, tbe2 je dpt kaba nk men perang2. "Senapang"yg digunakn diperbuat dr getah dan kertas yg dilipat2. Tyme prep ptg tu sume sibuk mnyiap kn senjata masing2. Ble bli mknn kt kafe simpan getah tu nk bwt perang. Ade yg sibuk melipat kertas untuk peluru. Mlm mnjelma. Perang pn bermula. Battlefield nye telah melibat kn 3 kelas. Tyme perang tu mmg bising x hingat la. Ade yg kejar2 org la ape sume. Aku yg keletihan pn balik la ke kelas utk berehat sebab battlefield nya kt kelas len. Baru je duk kt kelas tbe2 warden dtg gegar. Kne pulak yg dtg gegar tu warden yg terkenal ng kekerapannya membelasah budak. Da la die tough. Pergh... Trus senyap blok akademik tyme tu. Die pnggil sume yg die nmpk men td turun kt pdg tgh blok akademik tu. Seb bek ketua warden aku dtg. Kalo x mmg kne blasah da bdak2 tu. Aku agk b'syukur la balik kelas awal mlm tu. Huih. Cuak ak.
Tyme form 3. Tyme nh bulan 3 kot. Kelas aku ade bwt trip gi perlis. Tyme ktorg kt pdg besar mmbe aku ajk teman die gi tgk2 kasut. Aku tyme tu xtau nk bwt ape so aku pn ikot je r die. Bile smpai kt satu kdai nh aku pn usha2 la kasut yg ade kt situ. Ad kasut Nike la, Adidas la mcm2 la tp made in siam pny la. Da la sume kedai kt situ ade patent yg same dan hampir same. Nk dijadikan cite lpas ak da tgk2 tu membe aku ajk la gerak kn.usha bnde len plak. Ble je aku ng die jln nk gi kdai len, tbe2 owner kdai kasut td pnggil ktorg. Aku pn ngn muke kehairanan tgk la mak cik tu. Die ckp nk cek beg ktorg. Aku pn bg je la tnpa soalan. Xd bwt salah mnde kn...nk takot ape. Die cek beg aku dlu. okeh clear. xd pape. Ble die cek mmbe aku ade la kasut sepasang. mmbe aku tibai rupenye. Die pn kne la tarik dek mak cik tu. Lpas tu ak gi cari port usha mmbe aku tu kne ceramah (aku agk la) ng mak cik td tu. Pdn muke. HAHAHA
Kali nh tyme form 4 lak. Skang aku berade di MRSM Taipng. Mlm2 terakhir aku die asrama sebelum pulang cuti akhir taun. Ari kamis xsilap aku. Mmbe aku ajk fly g bndr tepeng. Ktorg pn kuar la melalui jln yg da di survey mmbe ak tuh. Lpas je pagar skola ktorg pn menapak la gi pekan. Da la jaoh jln. Kalo nek teksi pn lbey krg 10 mnit gk. Ble smpai je kt satu kawasan di tepeng yg berhampiran ngn menara jam, ade satu kete berenti dpn ktorg. Pelik la jd ny kami2 ini. Ye la. xkn la tyme mlm ade org nk tny jln kn. Da la kt tgh pekan. Sekali penumpang kete tu pn kuar. Alamak!!! warden a.k.a cekgu homeroom aku kuar. Aiseymen!!! Kantoi fly la plak. Ktorg dipakse berjalan kaki pulang ke skola.Hadoi pnat gler! Ble smpai skola ktorg pn di bebel la oleh ketua warden. Seb bek bebel je haha. Esok ny ktorg dpt tau yg kantoi nh rupe2 ny ade LDP (ldp nh kre ny mcm pengawas la) report ktorg fly. Siot gler! Sume da menyumpah2 menyumpit ldp tersebut. hahaha. Aku rase ktorg kntoi pn sbb ade mmbe aku yg fly skali ng aku tu telah membotak kn kpale ny smpai licin. Sbb tu kot cekgu tu knal. Hahahaha
Tyme form 4 n form 5 lak. Ni sume gara2 rokok. Kalo nk isap rokok tyme form 4 kne sorok2. Form5 cm gmpg la kn. So utk merokok ktorg cari la port. Port nye slalu berubah2. Mcm2 la tmpt nya. Kt bwh jmbtn pnah. Kt tepi longkang pn pnah. Kt dlm utan blakang skola pn penah. Sume nye tyme mlm. Pkul 2,3 pagi lak tu. Ble tyme form 5 port nye suda bertukar. Ktorg isap dlm bilik warden yg kosong. Xd warden la. Port tu kre jd port ttp smpai la 1 mse u ktorg kntoi ng warden yg juge telah mngkantoi kn ktorg fly mse form 4 dlu. Sekor2 kne blasah. Seb bek aku pndai lari dari dibelasah. Xd la kne pkul byk kali. Lpas kne belasah ktorg di basuh lak oleh cekgu tu. Die ckp bnd nh xkn nek smpai bdn disiplin skola. Last2 ktorg kne pnggil tuk JDM (Jemaah Disiplin Maktab = kre mcm mahkamah la). Lpas dibicarakn ktorg pn didapati bersalah dan dijatuhkan hukuman gntung skola smpai mati. Hehe tipu je. Seminggu je pn. Pengetua suro ktorg bwt rayuan n dpt la hukuman rotan dua kali je. Cemane bole kantoi? Nh sume sbb membe ak pndai sgt g bkr tilam kt bilik tu. Pak cik cleaner nmpk trus repot kt cekgu tu. Cmtu la ksah ny bole kantoi. Terok tol.

Tiga Subjek Kegemaran dan Sebab.

English mse form 3..tyme nh ade la 2 org minah saleh kne mngajar kt skola aku. dorg org uk kot xsilap aku. dorg bwt cm praktikal cmtu la. Tyme dorg ngajar adalah pade ari jumaat selama sejam. Tyme nh mmg terbaek la. Ad sorg tu yg paling lawa name die Adel(e) Dixon. mmg bes r. tp aku kesian kt dorg sbab kaki dorg abes merah2 pkai slipar. kesian2...
Sejarah.. walaupun subjek nh aku x mnat tp cekgu yg ngajar nye tu sempoi abes la. ngajar xpkai tie ng bju tgn pjg die lipat. bwk pn bku teks je kalo ngajar. mmg sempoi abes la. sbb u je yg aku suke. kalo bab bace mmg fail la.hahaha
Kimia. subjek nh mmg aku suke la tyme upper form. cekgu ny pn agk smpoi tp x sesempoi cekgu sejarah ak. die agk suke bergosip sket2. ble tyme lab je aku men2 je. haha bes gler.

Tiga Subjek Tidak Digemari dan Sebab.

BM. sbb slalu kne bwt byk keje. nyampah btul aku. sket2 keje nh la, keje tu la. x cmpur lg buku2 yg die suro bwt. buku esei la, bku nota la, ape la.mcm2 la.
Biologi. subjek yg sgt mmbosan kn. gle byk bnd utk di bace n di igt. sume ny pelik2 je. da la ckgu ny bajet lawa. tp die mmg agk lawa la.haha
PAI. ustazah yg sgt strict dlm mmberi mrkh tyme exam. xterima jwpn pndk2. nk kne jwp sebijik cm dlm buku teks br dpt markah. pdhal bnd2 yg bole pikir ikot logik je. bengang gk la.

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ermm...mungkin kah sebab mase tdo yg xikot waktu mesia, rambut yg x btul, bju yg gelap, tggi yg xsgt? org kate aku kurus tp aku rse cm ak gemuk..hmm..tah la

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Famili, akak ku di kanada sane (ainil) , nazeera n kwn2 aku sume.

Saya tak boleh hidup tanpa:
Sume di atas. xlupe juge pada Allah yg maha besar. juga enset, moto, duet ....

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oi! korg

2008-10-30T00:13:00.000-07:00

oi!
thx r view blog ku
xd mnde pn lg
br je nh
insyaAllah
sket mse lg
byk la post ak
korg tggu je la